Certified Smartass T-Shirt

⚠ Product Warning

This T-shirt contains traces of sarcasm.

Side effects may include:

• Making strangers laugh
• Annoying serious people
• Becoming the funniest person in the room
• Getting blamed for jokes you didn't make

If symptoms persist, wear it more often.

Who Is This For?

✅ People who answer serious questions with memes

✅ People who say "I'm fine" and immediately send 47 reels

✅ People whose humor is considered a public safety hazard

✅ People who peaked in the group chat

✅ People who should probably be muted but aren't

Premium Features

• Softer than your friend's breakup playlist
• Lighter than your attendance percentage
• More reliable than your situationship
• Stronger than your Monday motivation
• Designed to survive bad decisions

Fabric

100% Cotton

Because wearing sandpaper is generally frowned upon.

Fit

Regular Fit

Not too tight.

Not too loose.

Unlike your life choices.

Congratulations.

You've reached the bottom of the product description.

As a reward, here's some free advice:

Drink water.

Text back your mother.

Stop checking your ex's profile.

And buy the damn tshirt.