{"product_id":"unisex-classic-crew-t-shirt-5","title":"Certified Smartass T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1cwnqjr\" data-start=\"181\" data-end=\"202\"\u003e⚠ Product Warning\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"204\" data-end=\"244\"\u003eThis T-shirt contains traces of sarcasm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"246\" data-end=\"271\"\u003eSide effects may include:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"273\" data-end=\"409\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"bs0lvl\" data-start=\"273\" data-end=\"297\"\u003eMaking strangers laugh\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1pwe9qw\" data-start=\"298\" data-end=\"323\"\u003eAnnoying serious people\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1k5a0mz\" data-start=\"324\" data-end=\"366\"\u003eBecoming the funniest person in the room\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"gen1en\" data-start=\"367\" data-end=\"409\"\u003eGetting blamed for jokes you didn't make\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp 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