{"product_id":"unisex-classic-crew-t-shirt-4","title":"Running on Chai and Bad Decisions | Funny Meme T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"180bzma\" data-start=\"276\" data-end=\"297\"\u003e☕ Product Warning\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"299\" data-end=\"357\"\u003eThis T-shirt was inspired by years of scientific research.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"359\" data-end=\"414\"\u003eThe research concluded that most people are powered by:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"416\" data-end=\"457\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1ux677i\" data-start=\"416\" data-end=\"424\"\u003eChai ☕\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"tanyz8\" data-start=\"425\" data-end=\"438\"\u003eDelusion \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"dv2bip\" data-start=\"439\" data-end=\"457\"\u003eBad decisions 💀\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"459\" data-end=\"472\"\u003eNothing else.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"474\" data-end=\"477\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"7oxuig\" data-start=\"479\" data-end=\"505\"\u003eWhat's This Tee About?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"507\" data-end=\"537\"\u003eSome people run on discipline.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"539\" data-end=\"569\"\u003eSome people run on motivation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"571\" data-end=\"611\"\u003eSome people wake up at 5 AM and journal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"613\" data-end=\"617\"\u003eYou?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"619\" data-end=\"690\"\u003eYou drank chai, ignored 17 red flags, and somehow survived another day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"692\" data-end=\"782\"\u003eThis shirt is for the warriors fighting life's battles with absolutely no plan whatsoever.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"784\" data-end=\"787\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"srj4jy\" data-start=\"789\" data-end=\"809\"\u003eWho Is This For?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"811\" data-end=\"860\"\u003e✅ People who say \"it'll be fine\" without evidence\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"862\" data-end=\"918\"\u003e✅ People whose best stories start with \"so basically...\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"920\" data-end=\"977\"\u003e✅ People running on 3 hours of sleep and blind confidence\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"979\" data-end=\"1029\"\u003e✅ People who think chai can solve emotional damage\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1031\" data-end=\"1094\"\u003e✅ People who have made at least one terrible decision this week\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1096\" data-end=\"1099\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"14s5yoq\" data-start=\"1101\" data-end=\"1121\"\u003ePremium Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1123\" data-end=\"1309\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"rt0319\" data-start=\"1123\" data-end=\"1149\"\u003eSofter than your excuses\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1uh6z33\" data-start=\"1150\" data-end=\"1188\"\u003eMore dependable than your motivation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"17qvzpd\" data-start=\"1189\" data-end=\"1243\"\u003eBreathable enough for panic attacks before deadlines\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"u87hgy\" data-start=\"1244\" data-end=\"1274\"\u003eBuilt to survive bad choices\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1mamyy\" data-start=\"1275\" data-end=\"1309\"\u003eDesigned for maximum meme energy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1311\" data-end=\"1314\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"coovq3\" data-start=\"1316\" data-end=\"1326\"\u003eFabric\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1328\" data-end=\"1339\"\u003e100% Cotton\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1341\" data-end=\"1408\"\u003eBecause wearing a blanket in public is still socially unacceptable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1410\" data-end=\"1413\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1xxf5bx\" data-start=\"1415\" data-end=\"1422\"\u003eFit\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1424\" data-end=\"1435\"\u003eRegular Fit\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1437\" data-end=\"1462\"\u003eLoose enough for comfort.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1464\" data-end=\"1512\"\u003eTight enough to remind you of your life choices.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"7122xm\" data-start=\"1696\" data-end=\"1710\"\u003eFinal Note\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-start=\"1712\" data-end=\"1881\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1714\" data-end=\"1745\"\u003eEvery bad decision has a story.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1750\" data-end=\"1774\"\u003eEvery story starts with:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1779\" data-end=\"1800\"\u003e\"Bro, hear me out...\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1805\" data-end=\"1822\"\u003eWear responsibly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1827\" data-end=\"1836\"\u003eOr don't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1841\" 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