{"product_id":"unisex-classic-crew-t-shirt-3","title":"BitchAari  T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch1\u003e⚠️ Product Warning\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis T-shirt may cause sudden confidence boosts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSide effects may include:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWalking away from nonsense faster than usual\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWinning arguments you didn't even start\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBecoming the friend who says what everyone is thinking\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTriggering people who can't handle sarcasm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReceiving compliments from complete strangers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf symptoms persist, wear more often.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e😈 Who Is This For?\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✅ People who know their worth\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✅ People who don't reply with \"ok\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✅ People who choose confidence over people-pleasing\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✅ People who are done being the \"nice one\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✅ Anyone who refuses to be a bichari\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e👕 Premium Features\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft 100% cotton comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBreathable for everyday wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHigh-quality print that stays sharp\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuilt for maximum attitude and minimum explanation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e📢 Public Notice\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBeing a bichari is optional.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBeing iconic isn't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e📝 Final Note\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLife's too short to be a bichari.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlock the number.\u003cbr\u003eOrder the fries.\u003cbr\u003eBuy the T-shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIn that order.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Funnzo","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48145955520750,"sku":"v-9Rmi0yeAaVZW0sAKNBIhubTRrAzY-HOe","price":699.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48145955553518,"sku":"v-9Rmi0yeAaVZW0sAKNBIhubTRrAzY-HOf","price":699.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48145955586286,"sku":"v-9Rmi0yeAaVZW0sAKNBIhubTRrAzY-HOY","price":699.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48145955619054,"sku":"v-9Rmi0yeAaVZW0sAKNBIhubTRrAzY-HOZ","price":699.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XXL","offer_id":48145955651822,"sku":"v-9Rmi0yeAaVZW0sAKNBIhubTRrAzY-HOa","price":699.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":48145955684590,"sku":"v-9Rmi0yeAaVZW0sAKNBIhubTRrAzY-HOb","price":699.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0812\/9193\/5982\/files\/6.png?v=1781712028","url":"https:\/\/funnzo.lol\/products\/unisex-classic-crew-t-shirt-3","provider":"Funnzo","version":"1.0","type":"link"}