{"product_id":"unisex-classic-crew-t-shirt-2","title":"Bass Jeera Hu T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003e⚠️ Product Warning\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis T-shirt contains dangerously high levels of self-confidence and seasoning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSide effects may include:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThinking you're the main ingredient in every situation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eActing expensive despite checking your bank balance twice\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnsolicited head nods from strangers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSaying \"I'm chill\" while starting chaos\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBecoming the spice of the group chat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf symptoms persist, wear it again tomorrow.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e🌿 Who Is This For?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✅ People who know they're not basic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✅ People who add flavor wherever they go\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✅ People who refuse to blend in\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✅ People whose personality is 80% sarcasm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✅ Anyone who's tired of being plain jeera\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"qMYqUG_convSearchResultHighlightRoot\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto R6Vx5W_threadScrollVars scroll-mb-[calc(var(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)+var(--thread-response-height))] scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert wrap-break-word w-full dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e📝 Final Note\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot everyone can handle this much flavor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome people are jeera.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome people are \u003cstrong\u003eBass Jeera Hu.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eKnow the difference.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🌿✨\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWear responsibly.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe management is not responsible for increased attitude, unexpected confidence, or people asking,\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Bhai, where did you get that T-shirt?\"\u003c\/em\u003e 😌🔥\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"z-0 flex min-h-[46px] justify-start\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mt-3 w-full empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-center\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Funnzo","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48145954930926,"sku":"v-9Rmi0yeAaVZW0sAKNBArubTRrAzZ8Hue","price":699.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48145954963694,"sku":"v-9Rmi0yeAaVZW0sAKNBArubTRrAzZ8Huf","price":699.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48145954996462,"sku":"v-9Rmi0yeAaVZW0sAKNBArubTRrAzZ8HuY","price":699.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48145955029230,"sku":"v-9Rmi0yeAaVZW0sAKNBArubTRrAzZ8HuZ","price":699.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XXL","offer_id":48145955061998,"sku":"v-9Rmi0yeAaVZW0sAKNBArubTRrAzZ8Hua","price":699.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":48145955094766,"sku":"v-9Rmi0yeAaVZW0sAKNBArubTRrAzZ8Hub","price":699.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0812\/9193\/5982\/files\/3.png?v=1781718067","url":"https:\/\/funnzo.lol\/products\/unisex-classic-crew-t-shirt-2","provider":"Funnzo","version":"1.0","type":"link"}